Sometimes you don't get what you expect when you crack open a fortune cookie. I shook my head when they started including your "lucky numbers" but this is getting a bit ridiculous. Are these jimmies outsourced or did Confucius fall asleep on the job.
Mine: " Handsome is that handsome dose."
D's: "You have a potential urge and the ability for accomplishments."
At least the cookies themselves were rather tasty :P